FOOTBALL

Any spare tickets, spare tickets?

Got to be in it to win it, half time scores, in it to win it

Haiti appeal, donate for the Haiti appeal

COME ON FULHAM

Come on you whites!

Come on Fulham!

HAND BALL

Oh when the whites, go marching in!

COME ON MY SON

Don't do it to him!

FOR FUCKS SAKE, REF, ITS A FUCKING FOUL!

COME ON FULHAM

Black and White army

COME ON YOU LAZY SOD

Fulham!

Piss off home Villa!

OH REF!

Take your time, play for a draw (!)

You silly tart!

What the fuck is all that about, fucks sake!

Argh for gods sake!

What was that for???

Ref!

GOOD SAVE!!

VILLA VILLA VILLA

Your a mug!

You whore!

What was that!

WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING

Fuck off home villa!

Move you bastard!

What are you doing??

WANKERS

Get in there!

Oh what a....!

Get that fricking neveland off, bloody useless!

REFEREE'S A WANKER

He's fucking 10 yards offside!

GO HOME!